February 2012
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I LOVE MY LITTLE SISTER
Everyone was so busy talking about Whitney...
whatkinda-gone:
… that nobody noticed that David Kelly (The dude that played Grandpa Joe in Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) died. :(
NOOOOOOOO
If you have ever taken a razor blade to that...
I Love The Big Bang Theory
(Howard is unlocking the door to his house)
Howard's Mom: "Who's there?! Are you a sex criminal?
Howard: Sex criminals don't have KEYS, mom!
Valentine's Day has the highest suicide rate every...
Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
If girls had a penis for a day..
LMAO. ^^ ALL DAY.